1 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:25,010 We're never going to get away with this. Do you know what the penalty is for 2 00:00:25,010 --> 00:00:26,010 stealing a police car? 3 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:29,090 You fellas want to let me off at the next corner? 4 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:31,110 We wouldn't be in this mess if you'd have stopped him. 5 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:33,010 Who left the keys in the truck? 6 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:35,730 Hey, bro, will you let me out of here? 7 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:39,770 I demand my constitutional rights. You have the right to remain silent. 8 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:44,110 So, hey, Blondie, what's your name? 9 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:50,600 AJ. The middle of a... high -speed chase he does it. I don't believe this. In 10 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:55,480 the middle of a high -speed chase, pursuing a felon and a blonde kid for... 11 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,560 You take the keys this time. 12 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,380 Freeze! 13 00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:54,710 I said breathe. 14 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:09,590 Thank you. Thank you. 15 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,410 I can see it now. 16 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:16,529 PI's run wild. 17 00:04:17,029 --> 00:04:19,029 Rampage to San Diego. Hey. 18 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:23,350 No big deal. We borrowed some city property. We both pay taxes, don't we? 19 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,510 And even if you did, that doesn't give you the right to borrow a police car. 20 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,930 I prefer to think of this as doing our civic duty. 21 00:04:30,290 --> 00:04:31,990 Yeah, you tell that to Lieutenant Marsh. 22 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:33,330 Here he comes. 23 00:04:33,430 --> 00:04:38,270 KKSD was able to obtain some dramatic coverage of the capture this afternoon 24 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:43,510 a man identified as Stephen Palmer, the Eastside burglar suspect, by two private 25 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:45,990 investigators, Richard and Andrew Simon. 26 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,230 you appropriated a San Diego police car to capture the suspect. 27 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:56,590 Actually, I think appropriated is a strong word. 28 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:57,810 Actually, that's true. 29 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,350 We worked very closely with the SDPD on this investigation. 30 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:08,770 Today, these two modest detectives from Simon and Simon Investigations were 31 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:12,710 praised by the mayor as courageous citizens who are helping to keep our 32 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:13,710 free of crime. 33 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:15,910 Now, back to you in the studio, Wendy. 34 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,890 I see they're courageous citizens. 35 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:19,810 We're in a clear AJ. They love us. 36 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:25,330 Rick, tell me, do you think I'd look better if they photographed me from the 37 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:26,330 other side? 38 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,250 What's all this? 39 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:36,650 Must be our new neighbor, Madame Gabinda, who made shoe design, crystal 40 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:37,750 and traffic school. 41 00:05:37,810 --> 00:05:41,470 Mr. Simon, my name is Flora Dukesberry. I saw you on television last night. I 42 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:44,010 was wondering if you could help me. I need to ask you something. 43 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:47,390 It's very important. Hold on. Yes, I really will. Excuse me. 44 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:50,960 Oh, that's terrible. I'm so sorry to see that. 45 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,260 Sweetie, sweetheart, still sophisticated. 46 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,750 These numbers, which I'm filling out now. 47 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:42,390 We never had any children, but we were always happy. 48 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:47,270 And then suddenly, without warning, he ran off last week with Arthur. 49 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:48,990 Okay, Mrs. Duxbury. 50 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:53,590 With Arthur? 51 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:59,510 I... Do you want us to... 52 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:02,450 Try and get your husband back for you, is that it? 53 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:03,670 Oh, no. 54 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,470 Good riddance to that slug. I want Arthur back. 55 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,710 AKC registered poodles aren't a dime a dozen, you know. 56 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,310 No, no, they're not. 57 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:18,330 Thank you very much, Mrs. Duxbury, and we'll be in touch. 58 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:21,910 Thank you. 59 00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:28,630 What's the next number? 60 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:31,640 Lunch. We've got clients waiting. 61 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,000 If they waited six hours, they can wait through a cheeseburger. 62 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:35,680 Good point. 63 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:45,160 Got a big break on the Lindbergh kidnapping. 64 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,500 See ya. 65 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:53,120 You know, all this publicity could be a blessing in disguise. 66 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,300 Always get too much or too little. 67 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:57,320 Publicity? Catch it. 68 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:01,500 I'm trying to broaden your horizons here. You're talking about junk food. 69 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,399 again? 70 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,320 How do you think Henry Ford got to be so rich? 71 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:09,720 Pencils. He had people working for him. People made the money for him. 72 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,980 And we've got more business than we can possibly handle right now. 73 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,020 This is our chance to expand. 74 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,480 What are you saying when I think you're saying? 75 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,840 Look, we can't handle it all, right? There's no reason to let it go to waste. 76 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,720 All we have to do is bring in a receptionist, a... 77 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,060 Another investigator or two we can cash in. 78 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:32,440 It's always been the two of us. And it always will be. 79 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:38,720 Just let them take care of the boring, the cash flow jobs. 80 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,460 We take the premium cases. 81 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:47,900 The ones that you could apply the unique logic of your razor -sharp mind to. 82 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,200 Tomorrow night's takeouts. 83 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,740 Pay off your credit cards. 84 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:52,739 They're canceled. 85 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,320 All right, you can get them back then. 86 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:57,170 A little more divorce cases. 87 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,670 You know, we could incorporate. 88 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:03,790 You know, AJ, you could be right. This could be our bite out of the pig in 89 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:05,770 We could even franchise. 90 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:08,770 Mason Wives. 91 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:10,010 Yeah. 92 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,550 Company cars. 93 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:12,670 Oh, yeah. 94 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:14,490 Free margarita lunches. Yeah. 95 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:20,190 Right up in the Wall Street Journal. Yeah. And all in the name of Simon and 96 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:21,910 Simon and Associates. 97 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:24,990 I don't get it, Mr. Duxbury. 98 00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:27,050 Yesterday you were trying to hire us. 99 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:28,370 Oh, I know. 100 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:34,870 But after I saw your ad, I thought to myself, Laura, you're a free woman now. 101 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:39,590 It's time for a change. You should get out in the world. 102 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:44,210 Maybe you could work for those two lovely Simon boys. 103 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:48,630 Thank you very much, Mrs. Duxbury. It's very kind of you to think of it. 104 00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:52,990 I must say, your shorthanded typing skills are really very impressive. 105 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:55,850 Don't you think so, Rick? 106 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,690 110 words a minute. 107 00:09:57,910 --> 00:10:02,230 I don't think that fast. I know. Well, I know I would fit in, Mr. Simon. 108 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:03,890 I love a good murder. 109 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,270 Especially Agatha Christie. 110 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:14,450 Right. Well... Mrs. Duxbury, I thank you so much for coming in. 111 00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:15,790 We will be in touch. 112 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,370 Yes. 113 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,010 Thank you. 114 00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:21,210 Thank you. 115 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,210 Next. 116 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:34,950 Hi, I'm Rick Simon, the first Simon of Simon and Simon. Please have a seat. 117 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,270 And you are? 118 00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:38,370 Call me Carmen. Carmen. 119 00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:40,930 I'm A .J. Simon. 120 00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:43,190 Hi. 121 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,630 Yes. 122 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:53,510 Carmen, I see you type 35. 123 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:55,450 Words per minute. 124 00:10:55,710 --> 00:11:01,710 That's faster than you type, right, A .J.? Right. And you're short... 125 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:04,590 You don't take shorthand? 126 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:05,930 No. 127 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,770 But I do have other skills. 128 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,350 Would you care to elaborate on that? 129 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:16,450 I'm good at filing, and I'm very well organized. 130 00:11:17,730 --> 00:11:18,730 Yes, you are. 131 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:21,590 A .J., could we speak outside for just a minute? 132 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,530 Would you excuse us, please? 133 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,480 Beg pardon. 134 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:38,080 She's exactly what we need. All right, come on. Now, let's not kid ourselves 135 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:42,780 here. I like her, too, but... No shorthand, no dictation. When have you 136 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:44,240 dictated? You've never dictated before. 137 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,760 I've never had a secretary before. And why do we need one? To type? You can 138 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,520 type. To file? I can file. 139 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,260 I wouldn't call what you do filing. Well, the... 140 00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:54,090 Point is, A .J., is we need a secretary for image. 141 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:56,830 Not when people come into this office. Do you want them to think that they've 142 00:11:56,830 --> 00:12:01,510 come into a nursing home or a young, vibrant, aggressive detective agency? 143 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:09,010 Well, I have to admit, she does tend to bring out that certain... You know it. 144 00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:10,530 Yeah. 145 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:19,030 Things don't just disappear. It's got to be somewhere. All they found on Palmer 146 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,610 was the money from the employee cashier. 147 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,640 I don't care about that. 148 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:25,980 You're supposed to be in charge of security around here, and you let a 149 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:29,120 -rate burglar waltz in and walk off with a key to a million -dollar operation. 150 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:30,460 Walk off? 151 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:34,640 He jack -rabbited out of here, stole some guy's pickup. By the time we caught 152 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,080 up, the cops were already on the scene. 153 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,940 Well, what do you think Palmer did with him? 154 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,260 I don't know. 155 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,840 We'll find out. 156 00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:50,380 I was reviewing your application, Mr. Whitmore, and, uh... 157 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,320 Apparently you double majored in business and criminology. 158 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:59,880 Yes, I did my master's thesis on the socioeconomic impact of securities fraud 159 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,020 corporate capitalization. 160 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:08,240 Well, that's interesting, but what we had in mind was someone with a bit more 161 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:14,840 -field experience than a parking lot security operative for the 162 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,980 bonus mark. 163 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:23,030 I was hoping for an opportunity for advancement, but it just didn't pan out. 164 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:25,410 Well, your resume is very interesting. 165 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:28,750 You know, I think that if I could have just networked a little more... Thank 166 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,750 for coming in. 167 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,590 Thank you very much. 168 00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:40,830 I'm going to use that. 169 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:42,370 Twelve. 170 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,230 Only one of them had any experience as an investigator. 171 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,830 With Sherlock Holmes, maybe the guy must have been 70. 172 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,790 She can just take my throwaways if she wants. 173 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,830 I think that's just the thing. Well, you know. 174 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,910 Carmen, do you think you could bring yourself to answer that, please? 175 00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:01,590 Sure, Mr. Simon. 176 00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:06,030 Simon and Simon and Associates, please hold. 177 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:09,370 Sorry, Doreen, gotta go. We're really swamped. 178 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,530 She said he was good with filing. 179 00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:21,590 Carmen, you want to call Mr. Krantz, please? 180 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,030 Krantz! 181 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,190 Richie, Andy, nice to meet you. 182 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,390 I loved your act on TV the other night. 183 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:38,370 I told the missus, these guys are better than the ice capades. 184 00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,110 The missus lives for the ice capades. 185 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,810 Uh, Mr. Krantz. Call me Al. 186 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,110 Al. 187 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,230 Uh... 188 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:47,430 Looking at your resume. 189 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:51,650 Ten years with LAPD, five with the Pilkersons, got experience out the 190 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:55,250 So tell me, why did you leave the big agency? 191 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,090 I couldn't stand the choice, Richie. 192 00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,490 Everything was by the books. 193 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,990 Punch the clock, tie the ties, shine the shoes. 194 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,190 God forbid you spill soup on your blue blazer. 195 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,390 No offense, Andy. 196 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,910 Got fed up, gave my walking papers. 197 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,850 Well, uh, Al. 198 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:18,800 Obviously, order and appearance are very important here at Simon and Simon 199 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,440 Associates. Are we going to have to step out in the hall again? No, I don't 200 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,440 think so. You're hired. 201 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,940 One isn't enough, AJ. 202 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:31,660 Remember, the sign on the door says Associates, with an S. 203 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,300 What about Carmen? 204 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:39,800 Well, Carmen is the head of our client interface department, but I wouldn't 205 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800 her an associate. 206 00:15:41,569 --> 00:15:43,070 Client interface department? 207 00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:46,130 Look, with the workload we got, we gotta have at least two more investigators. 208 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:48,030 What are we gonna be doing? 209 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,210 Management, A .J., management. 210 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,550 Management. 211 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,750 It's in the car. 212 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,370 It's in that car. 213 00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:08,490 The one I stole. 214 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,140 Hello, A .J. Simon. 215 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,100 Good morning, Lieutenant. 216 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:40,100 No, no, you didn't wake me. I'm in early... Yeah? 217 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 Okay. 218 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:51,120 Well, as soon as I can grab Rick... Yeah. 219 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,040 Yes, ma 'am, we'll be right down. 220 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,580 Will the old heap finally fall apart? 221 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:32,440 That's not funny, AJ. How would you like it if your car got vandalized? 222 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,660 I hope you kept the owner's manual. 223 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,700 Yeah, 224 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:44,040 I see your brother's still milking this for all it's worth. 225 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,080 He's just the naturally friendly type, that's all. Yeah, and a little publicity 226 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,140 never hurt either, right? 227 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,240 Right, like ketchup. 228 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,430 Debriefing, my foot. You haven't the slightest idea why you're here. 229 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,790 Why are we here? 230 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:14,030 A simple prison murder. 231 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:18,430 One inmate didn't like the way another combed his hair, so he knifed him. 232 00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,570 Well, don't look at me. I haven't been in jail since. 233 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:26,310 Look, the victim was your perp, your ticket to stardom, Stephen Palmer. 234 00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:29,950 You called us all the way down here at this hour just to tell us that? 235 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:35,190 No. Uh, Stephen Palmer had a very checkered career. He crossed an awful 236 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:38,210 people. I'm sure one of them just finally... I called you down here to say 237 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:42,030 case is officially closed. I took a massive dose of heat over that stunt you 238 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,030 pulled with our cruiser. 239 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,590 Now, that's the thanks we get for all our help. 240 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:50,460 Help? Help, you stole a police car, kidnapped a suspect, and broke every 241 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,040 law in the country. Least we could do. 242 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:56,860 You know, the only reason I don't throw you in the stir right now is because of 243 00:18:56,860 --> 00:19:00,660 those news vultures out there. So you just stay clear of people with pens and 244 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,780 cameras and let us tend to the business of crime. 245 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,380 You think she likes you, Juan? 246 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,320 Clear? 247 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:09,540 Clearing. 248 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,820 California, I agree. 249 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,400 Well, just like I said, it's the ideal recreational vehicle. 250 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,980 You can take her through five feet of water, and she won't leak. 251 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,800 Well, I wasn't planning to drive it to Hawaii. 252 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,160 Actually, I'm interested in it as a company car. 253 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,860 We're in an expansion mode at this particular point in time. Probably need 254 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:34,860 whole fleet of these babies. 255 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:38,540 I assume you do give a corporate rate. Well, now, I'm certain we can work 256 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,540 something out. Good. 257 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,020 But I'll have to talk to the... The manager. 258 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:47,060 First, my good man, let's not waste precious time. After all, time is money. 259 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,720 Well, did you have any particular color in mind? 260 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:59,180 Being in the red is not always a bad thing, A .J. 261 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,400 That'll come as a great relief to Rick. It'll give him meaning to his life. 262 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,280 Expansion can be costly. 263 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,220 There'll be the quarterly employee tax. 264 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,060 There'll be workman's comp. 265 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,480 And have you given thought to starting... 266 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:12,940 Profit sharing. 267 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,680 Actually, 268 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,520 I thought we'd wait until we had a profit. I'm kind of a stickler for 269 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,160 You need goals, A .J. 270 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:24,300 Your cash flow is choppy right now. You may want to consider leveraging. 271 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,960 Leveraging? 272 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,680 Taking out a loan. 273 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,020 A loan? 274 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,620 Aren't we supposed to be making money now? I mean, isn't that the idea? 275 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,920 Well, of course. 276 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:40,360 But it... takes money to make money. Go out on a limb today, and tomorrow you'll 277 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,480 own the whole tree. 278 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,520 Why, Rick took a step in that direction just this morning. Rick bought a tree. 279 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,880 No, no, no, no. He leased a company car. I finalized all the details. 280 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,680 Excuse me a minute, please. Go right ahead. 281 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,720 Carmen, this is A .J. 282 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,680 Simon and Simon and Associates. Please hold. 283 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:16,880 Carmen. Car... Busy day. You know, a lot of incoming calls. 284 00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,240 Carmen, it's A .J. Don't hang up. 285 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:20,940 I want to talk to Rick. 286 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,380 Mr. Simon. 287 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,240 Mr. Simon is out. He's got an appointment with his tailor. 288 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,960 Surplus Sammy? 289 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,700 Armando of Paris. 290 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,300 Any messages for Mr. Simon, Mr. Simon? 291 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,480 No, I've heard everything. 292 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,140 No. No, thank you. 293 00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,490 Oh, well, I do have one for you from him. 294 00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:44,810 Mr. Simon says for you to meet him at, uh, Chez Rosine at 1. 295 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:47,090 Almost everything. 296 00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:49,870 Thank you, Carmen. 297 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,390 Oh, hi, A .J. 298 00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:02,190 You know, it says here... 299 00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:06,090 The corporate offices are the first line of attack in a business expansion. 300 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:08,390 What? 301 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:12,310 Oh, uh, well, there's a suite of offices down on the second floor coming due the 302 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:13,310 end of the month. 303 00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:17,150 Phillips told me about it this morning when I paid him three months' back rent. 304 00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,390 Don't you think you're overdoing it a bit? 305 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:22,790 Yeah, you're right. He'd probably been happy with two. 306 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:26,030 No, I'm talking about the costs. 307 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:31,610 I think we ought to slow down. I mean, new offices, new clothes. 308 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:38,380 expensive lunches, corporate car. We're going out on a limb. 309 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,680 Well, think of it as down payment on a tree. 310 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,580 You've been talking to our accountant. 311 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:43,980 Yeah, we did breakfast. 312 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:47,420 He wanted me to meet a business manager, and I'm an investment counselor. 313 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,180 Rick, the smell of money is making you crazy. 314 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:51,580 Me crazy? 315 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,700 Expansion was your idea. 316 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,680 And I'm all for it. Here's to Simon and Simon and Associates. 317 00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,160 Sorry they didn't have anything pressure in a 73. 318 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,560 We got a problem. 319 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,760 These Simon guys are spending money like there's no tomorrow. Like they just won 320 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,760 the lottery. 321 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,840 Yeah, with our ticket. 322 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:19,560 It wasn't in his junker? 323 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,160 No. 324 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,240 At least now we know they've got it. 325 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:28,600 Well, that's great. Then one dollar will buy me a cup of coffee. 326 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,340 All right. You do whatever you have to do to get it back, and do it fast. 327 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,410 And... Through these weekly staff meetings, we hope to keep Simon and Simon 328 00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:46,390 Associates a synergistic family corporation. 329 00:23:48,570 --> 00:23:49,570 Right. 330 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,230 Well, 331 00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:54,130 let's get started. Who'd like to go first? 332 00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:56,930 That's what I like to see, personal initiative. 333 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,570 Al, why don't you start? You've got seniority. 334 00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:04,490 Excuse me, Mr. Simon. How many S's are in associates? 335 00:24:05,890 --> 00:24:06,890 Three. 336 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:08,440 Three? Three. 337 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:10,580 Three? 338 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,800 Okay. I got two broads trying to catch their hubbies doing the horizontal 339 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,320 That's two M's in mumbo, sweetheart. 340 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,900 I got three minor jewelry thefts and some deadbeat looking for a runaway kid. 341 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,120 put the deadbeat on the back burner. 342 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:26,940 Why? No bucks. 343 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,960 We don't ignore needy cases around here, Alan. That's not the way we work. 344 00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:35,580 Your brother told us to pick the priority cases. 345 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,620 Yeah, I know, but... 346 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,780 Are you trying to tell us that you don't care if your clients can pay? 347 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,700 Do you want to help me out here, Rick? 348 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:50,020 With all due respect, Mr. Simon, you're supposed to be running a corporation 349 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,500 here. You've got to look at the bottom line. 350 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,020 Look, kid, you're still on probation. 351 00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:57,560 Besides, Al, a little charity is good for him, if you know what I mean. 352 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,160 Okay. 353 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,420 I'm looking at five days' work. I was going to stretch it to 12, but I'll 354 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,420 for seven. Fair? 355 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:09,490 You're making us sound like the big heartless agency you just left. 356 00:25:09,690 --> 00:25:10,690 The Pilkersons? 357 00:25:10,950 --> 00:25:14,230 They have one of the best balance sheets of anyone in the country. 358 00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:16,290 Look. Okay, okay. 359 00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:17,990 Six. 360 00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:39,010 All I'm saying is, Rick, it just doesn't feel right to me. 361 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:45,490 Padding expenses, stretching out the billing time. We've lost something. 362 00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:48,650 Not according to this weekly balance sheet we have. We're operating at a 363 00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:49,650 considerable profit. 364 00:25:49,950 --> 00:25:51,010 At what price? 365 00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:52,470 Do you want the overhead figures? 366 00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:55,750 No, that's not what I'm talking about at all. At what price to our consciences? 367 00:25:57,610 --> 00:26:01,030 Is it my fault that the business is growing? What do you want me to do, turn 368 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:02,030 back on that? 369 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:03,830 I don't know. 370 00:26:06,030 --> 00:26:09,250 It seems like ever since we went corporate, we can't agree on anything. 371 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:10,990 That's not true. 372 00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:16,950 A .J., it's just we're playing a different game now, that's all. A high 373 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:17,950 game. 374 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:21,290 Now, one day when we're sitting on our yacht drinking Mai Tai, you'll thank me 375 00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:22,189 for this. 376 00:26:22,190 --> 00:26:23,230 Whoa, gotta go. 377 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,530 Got an early morning confab with the printer. 378 00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:27,330 You're gonna love the new stationery. 379 00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:31,510 And I've got another surprise for you. 380 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:34,290 Later. 381 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,600 You got something that don't belong to you or want it back. 382 00:26:57,140 --> 00:26:58,460 What the hell are you talking about? 383 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,820 Keep playing dumb, you're going to wind up just like Palmer. 384 00:27:48,679 --> 00:27:51,100 I sure wish I knew what it was we're supposed to have. 385 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,500 Something the thief stole. 386 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,820 No kidding, Dick Tracy. 387 00:27:57,540 --> 00:28:01,240 Boy, I'm glad to see that corporate life hasn't dulled your detection skills. 388 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,600 Do I detect a note of testiness in your voice? 389 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:09,900 Where are you going? 390 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,900 I'm going out to do some investigating because we are still investigators, 391 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,080 remember? Relax. 392 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,520 I put Krantz on a top priority status. 393 00:28:19,460 --> 00:28:21,840 Let him do the dirty work. That's the beauty of being the boss. 394 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,740 No, the beauty of being a boss would be that the bad guys would beat up your 395 00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:25,980 employees and not you. 396 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:28,700 Turn this damn thing off. No, no, no. Leave that on. Why? 397 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,220 Just humor me. 398 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,180 Do you need help locating that missing member of your family? 399 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,020 The one the police gave up on three years ago? 400 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,380 Involved in a messy divorce and need some solid evidence? 401 00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:42,870 Then you need a professional. I think I'm going to be sick. 402 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:47,790 Hello, my name is Rick Simon, President and Chief Executive Officer of Simon and 403 00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:48,790 Simon and Associates. 404 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:53,050 Whether it's investigation or surveillance, our staff of specially 405 00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:54,570 detectives is here to help you out. 406 00:28:54,910 --> 00:29:01,190 Whatever your problem might be, feel free to call us at 555 -7800 anytime. 407 00:29:01,670 --> 00:29:05,450 That's 555 -7800, night or day. 408 00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:09,990 And remember, if you need a nose, come to the pros. 409 00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:23,590 Didn't you tell me about this? I thought we were supposed to be partners. 410 00:29:23,870 --> 00:29:25,630 I wanted to surprise you. Not true. 411 00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:28,970 You didn't because you knew I would never agree to this. 412 00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:32,570 Who elected you president? Do you have any idea how many people that commercial 413 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:36,290 is going to reach? Yes, millions. Millions. And millions of people are 414 00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:39,950 see us as a couple of greedy, self -serving hucksters after a quick buck. 415 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,750 Doctors advertised on TV. 416 00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:45,650 Lawyers advertised on TV. Nobody think... Well, let me think of a better 417 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:46,650 example. 418 00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:48,410 This just isn't working for me, Rick. 419 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:52,040 That's because you can't see down the road. You can't see past your own nose. 420 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,180 Oh, I was the one who came up with the idea of expansion. Yeah, but I'm the one 421 00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:57,139 who made it work. 422 00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:59,980 Now, look, we've got to take some risks. We have to quit thinking small. I'm 423 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:02,560 telling you, our ship is coming in, and it's a nuclear carrier. 424 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,040 Well, I'm not going to be at the harbor to meet it. 425 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,820 And if you feel that strongly about it, 426 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,620 you take Simon and Simon and Associates, and you run it by yourself. 427 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,960 Fine. 428 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,600 I'll just call it Simon and Associates and make it even more successful. 429 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,900 You just don't get it, do you? 430 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,100 Morning, 431 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,700 Lieutenant. You're looking gorgeous as usual today. 432 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,780 Cut the patter, Krantz. I'm busy. 433 00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:48,920 And I won't take up too much of your time, Lieutenant. I need a list of 434 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,180 Burglars' last five or six robberies. 435 00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:51,860 What for? 436 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:53,590 A little work I'm doing for my boss. 437 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,910 I thought the Pilkers inspired you. 438 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:57,770 Resignation by mutual consent. 439 00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:00,650 No, no, I latched on to some genuine quality people now. 440 00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:02,410 You know Richie and Andy Simon? 441 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,250 Richie and Andy? 442 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,250 Great guys, huh? 443 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:13,510 Yeah, well, you tell Richie and Andy that if they want something from me, 444 00:31:13,510 --> 00:31:14,830 can come down here and get it themselves. 445 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:19,030 And then you tell them that if they do, I will throw their butts in the slammer 446 00:31:19,030 --> 00:31:21,250 so fast they won't know what hit them. You got that, Grant? 447 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,810 Loud and clear, Lieutenant. Yeah, and one more thing. 448 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:27,870 If I catch you or any of your cronies meddling in this case, you'll live to 449 00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:29,310 regret it. Now get out of here! 450 00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:33,930 You have a nice day, Lieutenant. 451 00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:35,130 Out! 452 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,230 Bernie, 453 00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:44,570 how the heck are you? 454 00:31:45,150 --> 00:31:46,150 How's the little woman? 455 00:31:46,690 --> 00:31:49,850 Does she know about the time that I covered for you when Vice hit the peek 456 00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:50,850 -boo motel? 457 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:53,240 Bernie? Maybe you can return the favor. 458 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:59,020 I need your signature on these invoices, Mr. Simon. Oh. 459 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,760 How's it going? 460 00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:32,460 Just fine, Mr. Simon. 461 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,920 If you need any advice on a case or anything, feel free to ask. 462 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:39,660 Thanks, but everything's under control. 463 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:41,180 Good. 464 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,240 Well, 465 00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:54,440 you know, hey, Doreen, I don't think you need to go home with every guy that 466 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440 buys you dinner. 467 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:58,660 Yes, you were supposed to get dinner, Doreen. 468 00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:02,580 I got plans for lunch. 469 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,000 Just a second, Doreen. 470 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,360 Sorry, Mr. Simon, but I make it a point not to date my bosses. 471 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,060 I didn't say date. I said lunch. 472 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,800 Here, I need you to sign this sheet for my overtime. 473 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,600 Overtime for what? 474 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:19,420 Well, hey, people keep talking to me. If I didn't stay late, I'd never get 475 00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:20,420 anything done. 476 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,640 Oh, Al. 477 00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:26,970 How's the investigation going? 478 00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:29,450 Uh, nothing so far, boss. 479 00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:30,690 Fill me in. 480 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:34,670 All I know is Palmer popped three stores the night before you napped. Two 481 00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:36,210 jewelry stores and a video joint. 482 00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:41,030 I should have something soon. Uh, listen, maybe... Maybe it'd be a good 483 00:33:41,030 --> 00:33:42,730 we sort of worked together on this, you know? 484 00:33:44,450 --> 00:33:46,910 Thanks, boss, but I'm kind of on a roll now. 485 00:33:47,550 --> 00:33:48,750 Just give me 24 hours. 486 00:33:49,170 --> 00:33:50,170 Sure. 487 00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:41,770 You'll have something at the office, but I figured I'd just drop it by on my way 488 00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:42,770 home. 489 00:34:42,850 --> 00:34:43,850 What is it? 490 00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:51,350 Thank you. I don't know how I would have gotten through the rest of my life 491 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:52,350 without that. 492 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:58,530 Look, there's something I wanted to say to you. 493 00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:00,390 What? 494 00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:07,990 Don't worry about your personal mail. 495 00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:10,430 See to it that Carmen forwards it. 496 00:35:13,370 --> 00:35:14,890 Think she's capable of it? 497 00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:18,070 Right. 498 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,570 Well, I gotta be going. 499 00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:24,110 So long. 500 00:37:43,820 --> 00:37:44,860 This better be important. 501 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,460 Oh, it is important, Mr. Simon. It's very important. 502 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,500 How is this? 503 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,000 Never mind that. We have your employee, Mr. 504 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:53,220 Krantz. 505 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,260 If you would like to see him alive again, you will meet us at the warehouse 506 00:37:57,260 --> 00:38:02,460 the corner of Del Mar and North at 8 a .m. No police, and bring what we want. 507 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:10,240 Oh, I thought we told... Yeah, Phil, I think it's great that you got a car 508 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,240 phone. 509 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:17,720 Sure, corporate communication is very important, but you don't have to call in 510 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:21,060 every time the client's husband stops at a red light. Krantz has been kidnapped. 511 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:23,020 What? 512 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,600 Bill, I'll call you right back. 513 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,320 I just got the call. 514 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,380 Sounds like the same guys that roughed us up. 515 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,160 You shouldn't have gotten Krantz involved. 516 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,740 Look, I didn't know he was going to... Of course you didn't know. You were too 517 00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:35,540 busy going over your balance sheets all day. 518 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960 Where are you going? 519 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,420 I'm going to do your dirty work. 520 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,800 Hey, wait a minute. 521 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,860 Thought you said you were all finished with Simon and Simon and Associates. 522 00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:50,540 Krantz is as much my responsibility as he is yours. We both hired him. 523 00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:53,820 Well, that's true, but technically that's my problem now. You don't have to 524 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:54,820 this, you know. 525 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,620 That's not the way I work, Rick. You know that. 526 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:58,220 Yes, I do. 527 00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,560 So where are we going? 528 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,600 We? The sheets can wait. 529 00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:02,820 Suit yourself. 530 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,400 What's planned? 531 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:06,660 As far as I can tell, we've only got one choice. 532 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:10,780 Whoever has Krantz thinks we've got whatever it was Palmer had. 533 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,460 Oh, so what we got to do is just backtrack to the scene of the chase. 534 00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:17,920 Not as rusty as I thought. 535 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,380 Yeah, it took me five or six seconds to figure out what the hell you just said. 536 00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:36,620 Okay, okay. 537 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,400 Park the power wagon. 538 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:42,130 Right about there, he came straight through the playground, up over the 539 00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:45,350 Kind of like old times, isn't it? 540 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:51,710 Made a beeline for that entrance. 541 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:54,230 How to fight for what? Maybe ten seconds? 542 00:39:55,290 --> 00:39:56,670 That's enough time to hide something. 543 00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:00,710 You got the keys? 544 00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:02,310 Always. 545 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,700 The green beret? Yeah, the other tape I rented. Oh, no, I put them in that 546 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,240 drawer. I could have bought them for what I owe now. 547 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,240 But you had two tapes in the office. 548 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:51,430 Looks like someone's trying to muffle in on Uncle Sam's printing business. 549 00:40:52,830 --> 00:40:55,770 He must have grabbed these by mistake the night he swiped the power wagon. 550 00:40:56,150 --> 00:40:57,150 Mine were on the seat. 551 00:41:14,970 --> 00:41:15,970 Wait a second. 552 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:21,410 I'm calling an emergency meeting in the board of directors of Simon and Simon 553 00:41:21,410 --> 00:41:23,230 Associates. What? The meeting will now come to order. 554 00:41:23,490 --> 00:41:27,430 I vote that after this mess is all over, we disband the company and go back to 555 00:41:27,430 --> 00:41:31,030 being a two -man operation. All those in favor say aye. Aye. All those opposed? 556 00:41:31,830 --> 00:41:32,830 Glad that's settled. 557 00:42:00,590 --> 00:42:01,590 Close enough. 558 00:42:03,210 --> 00:42:05,590 I'm glad you guys came to your senses. Slide it over. 559 00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:20,150 What is this? 560 00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:23,290 That's, uh, Sweetie Sweetheart's first ten minutes. It's a little slow, but I 561 00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:24,290 think you'll like the end. 562 00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:26,970 You really didn't think we were going to take any chances, did you? 563 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:30,190 You give us crowns, we'll give you the plates. 564 00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:38,910 It's the wrong answer. 565 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,420 He's in a shop. 566 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:10,080 Don't even dream of it! My car! 567 00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,780 No! 568 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:18,100 You can open your eyes now. 569 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:33,000 Believe it or not, Simon and the Simon Associates actually made a profit. Told 570 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,868 you so. 571 00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:36,090 A whopping $215 .32. 572 00:43:36,910 --> 00:43:38,450 You heard out Henry Ford. 573 00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:40,830 Yoo -hoo, Mr. Simon! 574 00:43:41,030 --> 00:43:42,250 Yoo -hoo, Mr. Simon! 575 00:43:42,930 --> 00:43:47,970 Carmen, that's your severance check, plus a small bonus for the short notice. 576 00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:52,390 Oh, thank you, Mr. Simon. You know, I already qualified for a new job in word 577 00:43:52,390 --> 00:43:55,150 processing. Ivana White left the Wheel of Fortune? 578 00:43:55,710 --> 00:43:57,010 No. Really? 579 00:43:58,210 --> 00:44:02,010 Carmen, listen, I was thinking that, you know, since I'm not your boss anymore, 580 00:44:02,090 --> 00:44:04,970 that... Perhaps I could take you out to dinner tonight. 581 00:44:05,790 --> 00:44:08,730 Well, thank you, Mr. Simon, but I already have a date. 582 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:11,610 In fact, I'd better run. Phil hates it if I'm late. 583 00:44:11,890 --> 00:44:12,890 Phil? 584 00:44:13,210 --> 00:44:15,830 Whitmore? Well, he is upwardly mobile. 585 00:44:16,470 --> 00:44:17,750 Like a hot air balloon. 586 00:44:18,370 --> 00:44:19,370 Toodles! 587 00:44:21,670 --> 00:44:27,910 I've got 10 ,000 sheets of deluxe embossed stationery, 800 bucks VOD, for 588 00:44:27,910 --> 00:44:29,430 and Simon and Associates. 589 00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:30,630 Are you them? 590 00:44:30,790 --> 00:44:31,790 Never heard of them. 591 00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:32,970 But Mr. Sucks!